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Joe Biden was Fighting the Deep State! (A Satire of MAGA Madness)

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by QAnon 2.0 (aka TrueQ)

If anything Trump does can be justified and explained away, then the same can be done with Biden! Indeed, if you support Trump, then you also should have supported Biden — for the same reasons, and more!

Hear the roar! Biden the Lion! He’s comin’ for you, swamp creatures! And he’s making America Great!

Can you keep a secret? Good! I want to tell you that Biden, when president, was really fighting the Deep State — and his heroic work is gradually undermining it to this day!

“No he wasn’t! It’s been Trump fighting the Deep State all this whole time! Get real! Look at all of the bad things Biden did!

Calm down, my friend. I will explain. Now, as you know, we live in the MAGA era, and in such times, horrific actions by a politician can be explained away and justified. All we need is a fantastical story to tickle the ears of his followers, and “hocus pocus!” All the evil goes away!

“Now wait a minute! Biden was a Democrat! Democrats are as anti-freedom as it gets! Republicans are the pro-freedom party!”

Well, Republicans are hard to top for accelerating the massive police and surveillance state in the name of fighting terrorism and immigration. (And are you aware of the mass detention centers — i.e. concentration camps — currently being built under Trump?) Really, both parties serve the same tyrannical oligarchs, and put on a show for our entertainment.

But, your point is well taken in terms of perception! And what a better way to fool those in the Deep State! Biden was simply pretending to be a Democrat — tyrants of tyrants — so he would never be suspected of working to dismantle the Deep State! On top of that, he pretended to have dementia — making him seem completely harmless! This enabled him to stay off their radar. He was the ultimate 007!

Now wait a minute — how can you say this when Biden’s own team was part of the Deep State?

So is Trump’s! Only in Biden’s case, they were really anti-deep state operatives — they were just pretending, like Biden, to be for the Deep State. Take my word for it! No more evidence is needed!

“How can you possibly know all of this?!”

Because Biden secretly told me! As you know, all we need is for a politician to tell us that they are pro-freedom! But not only this, it was confirmed by several influencers who financially benefit for pushing this narrative!

Trust the plan, mate! Don’t think! Trust!

Biden’s iconic moment of putting on the glasses was not just for show — it was a veiled message to the Deep State: “I see through you, and am coming for you!” Note the flag behind him — proof of his patriotism.

“But Biden forced the COVID vaccine on people!”

You mean the very vaccine that your boy Trump created via Warpspeed? Who got who knows how many people in the freedom movement to take it because they trusted him?! No, Uncle Joe had to undue the trust that Trump instilled for vaccines in the freedom movement.

“But he FORCED it on some people!”

Of course! Haven’t you heard of accelerationism? He brought down the hammer so hard and fast that it predictably had the effect of turning people against the genocidal vaccine program!

Now, that’s more than your boy Trump can say, who to this day brags about Operation Warpspeed and recently made another deal with Pfizer! (Who also, BTW, criticized kindly Uncle Joe for suspending the Johnson & Johnson COVID shot for causing blood clots! Real hero! Biden proves he’s really anti-vaccine, and Trump hates on him for it!)

You see, the Deep State has been choking us so slowly, we’re starting not to notice. (H/T to Luthen Rael.) What has Biden done, regarding vaccines and everything else? By upping the ante with his tyranny, he was waking up the freedom movement!

And that’s just it — while your boy Trump has been simply (in the name of fighting tyranny) unifying the freedom movement in support of tyranny, Uncle Joe was actually unifying the freedom movement against it!

100D chess, baby!

Irrefutable proof that Biden was fighting the Deep State. Biden’s repeated appearances with white ice cream (vanilla or chocolate chip) obviously signal that a multitude of white hats are behind the scenes arresting our enemies. Every instance that Biden appeared with ice cream symbolized the arrest of a particular major enemy. Freedom is coming soon!

“But he stole the election from Trump!”

Of course! Keeping in mind what I was saying, he had to save the Republic — even if it meant being maligned as one who destroyed it!

The code name for Biden’s mission to liberate us from the Deep State is Operation DJ (“Don’t Jump!”). In other words, keep the Republic from jumping to its death.

(Yes, there was a secret meaning behind him so often saying “Don’t Jump” that you now understand! See video below.)

And as we speak, there are white hats behind the scenes arresting threats and enemies of the U.S.! All of this was set in motion by Biden’s Operation “Don’t Jump!” Are you a believer yet?!

(Don’t be dissuaded by any acts of tyranny and genocide that occur in the process. They are okay if our guy does them. They are really just part of the plan to save us; we will have to first lose our freedoms to gain them. No matter what Biden does, we’ll find an excuse. 100D chess! And we are the pawns! So if you find yourself on a cattle car on the way to a detention center, remember to trust the plan!)

Expect to see our nation completely liberated from its enemies in just a few weeks — with unprecedented national prosperity! And when this prophecy fails, we’ll change it to a few more weeks! And then a few months! And then a few years! Someday! Just be sure to remain passive, not criticize anything Biden did, and hang on to that copium. America first!

PROOF Biden’s Operation DJ is implemented (and that the Deep State will be crushed!)

P.S. Just kidding. Biden, like Trump and all U.S. presidents, are in it together to crush our liberties. The Left and the Right are two wings of the same puppet bird of the Globalist oligarchs. But with MAGA continually justifying mass murder under the Trump administration (Warp Speed and executions in the name of fighting immigration and the “war on drugs”), it is well overdue to be mocked.

It is up to we the people to get right with God, oppose evil, and speak out against tyranny — and not trust in man as an earthly savior.

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